I'm Moving
I'm in the process of moving this blog to an as yet undisclosed location. Mostly likely somewhere in the mountains of Wyoming in a bunker deep, deep in the ground. Stay tuned for updates...
"Don't knock [intellectual] masturbation, it's [intellectual] sex with someone I love." -Woody Allen
"Blogging is intellectual masturbation." -The Intellectual Masturbater
"I plan to take Lillee, my High Priestess, to the opening of The Omen movie," says the self-styled Dark Pope. "Then it's out for dinner."Hmm. A nice quiet evening there. How boring. I'm sure the Temple of Set (another Church of Satan spinoff) is doing something more exciting. Here's what Louise Renard, priestess and assistant to the executive director (of the Temple of Set, not the movie), had to say:
"There is nothing significant about that day or that number" she says. "Unless the new Omen movie turns out to be better than expected."That's it? Man, these satanists are growing soft these days. Whatever happened to the full moon sacrifices and the blood-letting and all of that good stuff? You know what? It's probably the Americans who are boring. I'm sure the London Church of Satan is up to something exciting.
Meanwhile, Vexen Crabtree, the Minister of the London Church of Satan, plans to go to one of the alternative clubs that are celebrating 06/06/06. "My official take on it is that 666 is really only a Christian number," he explains. "But any excuse for a party is a good one."Jesus Christ! Oh -er- I mean, what the hell! There's got to be at least *one* satanist doing something that's more attuned to the stereotype. Wait, what about New Age Christian writer Tom Chase?
Tom Chase...has used astrology and the Bible to calculate that the antichrist will emerge, followed by an asteroid collision and within a year or two the battle of Armageddon.All right! Now, we're talking! So who's the antichrist, Mr. Chase?
The antichrist, according to Chase, is Vladimir Putin.What??! Well, hang on a second, he *is* kind of ugly. Even reptilian, if you will. Ok, that works. I think Mr. Chase has performed adequately well and lived up to the stereotype. Had to take a christian to do it, though. Whatever happened to a good, old-fashioned child sacrifice? It's MTV, I tell you. It's made everyone's brains soft!