I'm Moving
I'm in the process of moving this blog to an as yet undisclosed location. Mostly likely somewhere in the mountains of Wyoming in a bunker deep, deep in the ground. Stay tuned for updates...
posted by The Intellectual Masturbater | 10:40 AM
2 Comments:
A question before you start packing. Why are you moving?
a. To mourn the loss of Al-Zarqawi, b. The Satanists have issued a fatwa (or its equivalent in mirror writing) on you, c. The World Cup kicks off today.
hmmm...you seem to have narrowed my options there. you didn't even include a "d. none of the above".... well, if it must be one of those three, then i choose b. however, it turned out that the satanists were quite flattered by my moving post rallying them to unite for a child sacrifice (which they did, incidentally). but the parents were none too happy for the deal. and they, in turn, rallied the non-satanists to action. and that is, alas, why i must pack my bags and leave...[insert sad violin music here]...
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