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Tuesday, May 09, 2006

The Moon

We all know that Google came out with its Google Moon Project a while back. Some of us even read the FAQs where Google says that
we can confirm that on July 20th, 2069, in honor of the 100th anniversary of mankind's first manned lunar landing, Google will fully integrate Google Local search capabilities into Google Moon, which will allow our users to quickly find lunar business addresses, numbers and hours of operation, among other valuable forms of Moon-oriented local information.
Google is now regarded as almost-omniscient. By 7/20/2069, it will definitely be omniscient and omnipresent as well (what with Google Moon, Google Mars, etc.). In view of that, world super-powers (in particular, the US) are now scrambling to get to the moon (again). In fact, the US outsourced the moon landing to India according to this BBC News article.

Incidentally, did you know that the Indian version of NASA is called ISRO? I always thought an Isro was a Jewish guy with an Afro...

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