Lost your job to outsourcing?

If you're American and your job was outsourced to some cheap Indian company, there's good news for you. Not only can you now get gainful employment, but here's your chance to take revenge by stealing jobs from Indians! Yes, you heard right! Bollywood producers are looking for token goras to fill the white man/woman's role in movies.

Without a stable population of Caucasian faces to populate imaginary discothèques, ranks of British soldiers, and Hare Krishna converts, casting agents and film crews often find themselves scouring the city for anyone who looks Western. Some people who had never given a thought to being in films have discovered potential acting careers.

So what are you waiting for? Call now, and, if you're lucky you'll get to act side-by-side with THE iconic token-white-man in Hindi cinema: Tom Alter!

Read more here at Wired News.