Ode to a bawa...

A friend of mine just got knee surgery. This is my tribute to him:

A parsi with a flair for apotheosis,
Was convinced he had asthma and spondylosis,
While he fretted over pimples,
His disease was quite simple,
It was acute hypochondriasis.

Well, ok this time it was for real. So I hope the recovery is soon. We want your histrionics back in action, buddy!