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Thursday, March 30, 2006

Deep Shit

That's what America is in, as far Hassan Abbasi is concerned. This is a guy known as the "professor of strategy" and "Dr. Kissinger of Islam" to his friends. He's foreign policy adviser to Mahmoud Ahmadinejad - freely elected president of Iran and anti-semitist (at least in his rhetoric) extraordinaire.

An article in today's WSJ OpinionJournal talks about his vision of a helicopter holding the last platoon of US Marines narrowly escaping gunfire while fleeing from Iraq.
To hear Mr. Abbasi tell it the entire recent history of the U.S. could be narrated with the help of the image of "the last helicopter." It was that image in Saigon that concluded the Vietnam War under Gerald Ford. Jimmy Carter had five helicopters fleeing from the Iranian desert, leaving behind the charred corpses of eight American soldiers. Under Ronald Reagan the helicopters carried the corpses of 241 Marines murdered in their sleep in a Hezbollah suicide attack. Under the first President Bush, the helicopter flew from Safwan, in southern Iraq, with Gen. Norman Schwarzkopf aboard, leaving behind Saddam Hussein's generals, who could not believe why they had been allowed live to fight their domestic foes, and America, another day. Bill Clinton's helicopter was a Black Hawk, downed in Mogadishu and delivering 16 American soldiers into the hands of a murderous crowd.

According to this theory, President George W. Bush is an "aberration," a leader out of sync with his nation's character and no more than a brief nightmare for those who oppose the creation of an "American Middle East." Messrs. Abbasi and Ahmadinejad have concluded that there will be no helicopter as long as George W. Bush is in the White House. But they believe that whoever succeeds him, Democrat or Republican, will revive the helicopter image to extricate the U.S. from a complex situation that few Americans appear to understand.
Sounds bleak...

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