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Thursday, February 09, 2006

Where was YOUR ass made?

So this was posted on a pretty well-known university's Chinese student listserv (it's genuine).
-------- Original Message --------
Date: Tue, 7 Feb 2006 07:40:44 -0800
Sender: Chinese Community Communication List
From: [sender deleted]
Subject: immigration law

my Taiwanese friend is looking for good Chinese
speaking immigration lawyer. Can you recommend one?
Harmless enough, in and of itself. And the reply?
-------- Original Message --------
Subject: Re: immigration law
Date: Wed, 8 Feb 2006 12:30:38 -0800
From: [sender deleted]
To: Chinese Community Communication List

Why do you intentionally stress that your friend is
from taiwan? Do you believe in your heart that his
smart taiwanese ass is superior than your own? Do you
think it is nature that any one with a non-Chinese ass
deserves your special attention and care? Let me put
in a plain way that the stupid & proud you could
understand: IF, unfortunately your friend has instead
a domestic ass made in China, are you willing to
render your same hospitality and help here?
Before you jump on your soap-box, one must remember to be thankful for these things because where else would we get our entertainment?

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